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The $KASHPOOPJEET coin โ€” Kash himself
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EST. NEVER ยท 1 KASH
POOPS FARMED: 0

KASH POOPJEET

$KASHPOOPJEET

He is a bee. Not a fly โ€” a BEE. The only bee on earth who skipped the honey and went straight for the poop. He landed on the money and he is never leaving. The poop is legal currency now โ€” and Kash is its central banker.

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6 SEPTEMBER, 00:00 CEST (Berlin)  ยท  5 Sept, 22:00 UTC
$KASHPOOPJEET  โœฆ  HE IS A BEE, NOT A FLY  โœฆ  NO HONEY. ONLY POOP.  โœฆ  THE POOP IS LEGAL CURRENCY NOW  โœฆ  HORN OK PLEASE  โœฆ  CDL REVOKED SAAR  โœฆ  HE LANDED ON THE MONEY  โœฆ  $KASHPOOPJEET  โœฆ  THE ONLY BEE WHO FLEW THE OTHER WAY  โœฆ  DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE TRAIN  โœฆ  2-PLY! LUXURY!  โœฆ  THE COW HAS MORE RIGHTS THAN US  โœฆ 

WHO IS KASH?

First, get it right: Kash is a BEE. Not a fly. Say fly around him and he will show you the wings, the stripes, the whole documentation. Yes, saar, a proper bee.

But Kash is not a normal bee. While the entire hive was busy with flowers and honey โ€” boring, sticky, zero upside โ€” Kash was the one bee who flew the other way. Straight past the garden. Straight to the poop. The other bees laughed. The other bees are still working for the queen.

Because Kash understood early what every truck on the highway already knows: the poop is legal currency now. One day he landed on a pile of money and simply never left. Kash does not sell. Kash does not pollinate. Kash sits on the money, smiling, wearing his favorite shirt, while the world honks past him. Buy the coin or don't โ€” Kash has already won.

THE OFFICIAL GAME

Kash's economy has a whole endless runner: dodge cows, jump families (they're fine), race trains, hang up on scammers, and farm poop. Free. In your browser. No wallet.

~57 MB โ€” loads right here in your browser. Worth it, SAAR.

A / D or arrows โ€” lanes  ยท  W โ€” jump  ยท  SPACE โ€” honk  ยท  ESC โ€” pause  ยท  controller supported

TOKENOMICS

1,000,000,000
Total supply. One billion. Kash counted them himself.
1% / 1%
Buy / sell tax. Barely a tax. More of a tip.
๐Ÿ”ฅ BURNT
LP burnt after graduation.
ROBINHOOD
Chain (EVM โ€” works like Ethereum)

HOW TO BUY (WHEN IT EXISTS)

  1. Get an EVM wallet. MetaMask, Rabby, whatever your uncle recommends. $KASHPOOPJEET lives on Robinhood Chain, which works like Ethereum.
  2. Load it with gas. You need a little native gas in the wallet to make the swap go through.
  3. Wait for the contract address. It goes live on this page at launch โ€” 6 September, 00:00 CEST. Until then there is no token, so anyone selling you $KASHPOOPJEET right now is a scammer. Kash will never DM you first.
  4. Use ONLY the CA from this page, paste it into the swap, and confirm. Then go beat your high score like a person of culture.

ROADMAP

PHASE 1 โ€” TAKEOFF

  • Free browser game live โœ…
  • Launch $KASHPOOPJEET
  • Community forms in the replies

PHASE 2 โ€” SWARM

  • Leaderboard competitions
  • Meme contests, holder skins
  • Kash lands on bigger money

PHASE 3 โ€” MOKSHA

  • The truck ascends
  • The cow finally moves
  • We do not explain phase 3